1 00:01:09,876 --> 00:01:13,126 I am Simon Qing, from Qing He county. 2 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:16,042 I was born rich. 3 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,376 My father is Simon Tate. 4 00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:21,417 I never see him work for a living. 5 00:01:21,626 --> 00:01:24,084 He always stays in his room but I have no idea what he is doing. 6 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,792 He told me not to ask about that. 7 00:01:26,334 --> 00:01:30,251 Other than that, he just hangs around with his concubines. 8 00:01:30,501 --> 00:01:33,917 And no one is supposed to eat what he eats. 9 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:36,084 Look... I have no idea... 10 00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:37,876 what he eats. 11 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,959 He told me that it is for man only. 12 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,042 And children are not allowed to eat them. 13 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:47,042 It seems he really enjoys eating them very much. 14 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,084 Does it taste so good? 15 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:55,251 The one holding the cup is not my father's first concubine. 16 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,709 The one holding the spoon is not my father's second concubine too. 17 00:01:58,834 --> 00:01:59,667 In fact... 18 00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:02,959 this is the first time I saw them. 19 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:04,834 I wonder if I am going to eat those stuff 20 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,917 just like my father did when I grow up? 21 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:11,584 Dad doesn't allow me to go into his room not even once. 22 00:02:11,751 --> 00:02:14,126 He said I can go inside only when I am grown up. 23 00:02:14,376 --> 00:02:18,417 But I sneaked in one day. 24 00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:20,709 There are so many books inside. 25 00:02:20,917 --> 00:02:22,376 There are so many funny stuff... 26 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:23,876 soaked in wine. 27 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,959 Dad must be eating them everyday. 28 00:02:27,126 --> 00:02:29,834 There are also many drawings of naked men and women. 29 00:02:30,042 --> 00:02:32,209 I don't know what they are doing in the drawings. 30 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:39,251 Later, I found out that... 31 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,209 my father is a famous sexologist in Sung dynasty. 32 00:02:42,376 --> 00:02:43,959 He has been working hard to seek sexual pleasure 33 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:46,959 without moral constraint. 34 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:53,334 My father is still very passionate towards my mother. 35 00:02:53,542 --> 00:02:55,959 They loved each other so much. 36 00:02:56,167 --> 00:03:00,209 But my mother has been suffering from a terminal disease. 37 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,251 My mother is a pretty woman. 38 00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:08,917 Although she is sick, 39 00:03:09,084 --> 00:03:12,459 dad has been treating her very well. 40 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:14,042 He always talks to her. 41 00:03:14,334 --> 00:03:15,709 Until one night. 42 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:27,334 Honey, don't be sad. 43 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:30,209 My time has come. 44 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:32,834 I can't find a cure for you, 45 00:03:33,167 --> 00:03:34,709 I am so ashamed. 46 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,584 However, you have given me carnal pleasures 47 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,501 which other women can rarely enjoy. 48 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,459 I am very contented. 49 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:49,459 I won't marry anyone after you pass away. 50 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:55,376 In that case, I do not have to worry that our son will be ill treated. 51 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,834 I do have a request... 52 00:03:58,084 --> 00:04:01,959 I will do anything for you. 53 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,417 For the last time, 54 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:06,709 give me an orgasm. 55 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:09,084 But you are so weak now, I am afraid... 56 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:11,584 Just give it to me. I want it... 57 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:41,876 I am giving you the energizing acupuncture. 58 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,917 In half an hour's time, you will be like a normal person. 59 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:48,334 But after that... 60 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:25,126 I knew that you had been peeping outside. 61 00:08:26,542 --> 00:08:28,584 Your mother has passed away. 62 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,251 Come with me. 63 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,209 I spent my whole life 64 00:08:49,626 --> 00:08:52,834 studying the Tao of sex. 65 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,917 When you grow older, I will pass all my learning to you. 66 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,584 In the eyes of ordinary folk, 67 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,126 this is evil and immoral. 68 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,459 What happened in this room, 69 00:09:07,959 --> 00:09:11,209 you should tell no one. 70 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,251 Got it? 71 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,709 Yes. 72 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:18,209 Ever since ancient times, there exists "The book of sex". 73 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,209 Which teaches the art of sexual intercourse. 74 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,959 The pornographic pictures here 75 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:26,334 demonstrate the ninety-nine postures in sexual intercourse. 76 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:29,334 You can try them all. 77 00:09:30,376 --> 00:09:31,459 Dad. 78 00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:34,292 How can I satisfy women? 79 00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:35,709 Good question. 80 00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,084 To satisfy them, you must have... 81 00:09:39,292 --> 00:09:41,709 great body strength, 82 00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:45,334 a hard penis, endurance. 83 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,292 But the most important thing is "win their hearts and minds". 84 00:09:48,501 --> 00:09:49,834 "Win their hearts and minds"? 85 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:52,501 If a woman loves you, 86 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,251 when you make love to her, 87 00:09:55,459 --> 00:09:58,084 she will feel three times more pleasure. 88 00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,959 15 minutes of sex will feel like... 89 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,417 45 minutes. 90 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,334 How could I make them love me? 91 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:08,917 Just like fighting a war, 92 00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:12,251 you win if you know what your enemy is thinking. 93 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:21,084 To win a woman's heart, skill is very crucial. 94 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:25,959 To defeat your enemy, 95 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,084 one must have an iron fist. 96 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:34,501 To win a woman's heart, 97 00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:37,126 then you have to... 98 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:40,126 have a strong penis. 99 00:10:40,917 --> 00:10:42,917 As hard as iron. 100 00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,376 How? 101 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:47,167 Start doing push up a thousand times a day. 102 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:51,417 Push up with fingers. 103 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,209 After that you start practicing with your fingers. 104 00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,417 Push up with your penis. 105 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,792 Lastly, you start practicing with your penis. 106 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,792 Dad, the hole you dug is so deep. 107 00:11:12,334 --> 00:11:15,584 If you work hard, in a year's time, 108 00:11:15,792 --> 00:11:17,876 you will be as good as me. 109 00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,376 My father told me to train my penis everyday. 110 00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:43,292 I soon did quite well. 111 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:45,084 But he didn't let me make love... 112 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,917 to a woman. 113 00:11:47,084 --> 00:11:50,459 He told me that virginity is very important to a man. 114 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,417 If my first time is poor, I will be ruined. 115 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,126 You may start now. 116 00:12:00,209 --> 00:12:01,334 Yes. 117 00:12:02,459 --> 00:12:06,334 Now that I have grown up, I can use my penis to write like a pen. 118 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,876 And my sexual desire is getting stronger. 119 00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,209 Si Qin. 120 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:01,042 - Come in. - Yes, master. 121 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:04,709 I want it... come on. 122 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,917 Don't! Master, don't! 123 00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:09,709 I have been longing to make love to a slave girl. 124 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,917 But my father watched me closely. 125 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,126 - Master, I... - Son. 126 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,417 He just won't let me do that. 127 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,626 Dad. 128 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,167 Get out. 129 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:28,334 How many times have I told you... 130 00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:31,167 virginity is very important. 131 00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:34,584 It will ruin your whole life if anything goes wrong. 132 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,376 You are not allowed to do that unless you have my permission, got it? 133 00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:38,917 Yes, dad. 134 00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:42,959 Since my father gave me a merciless scolding, 135 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,751 I thought I would not be able to lose... 136 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,542 my virginity that year. 137 00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:48,376 But events took an... 138 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,751 unexpected turn... 139 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,709 After a few days, my father told me that 140 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,667 his old friend's daughter would come to live with us 141 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:58,126 because some disaster happened in her family. 142 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:10,959 He said her name is Violetta. 143 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:15,209 I got steamy as I saw her. 144 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:49,834 Violetta was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen in my whole life. 145 00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,834 I have been longing to screw her 146 00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:54,751 since she came. 147 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,626 But my father has been watching over me all the time. 148 00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:01,834 As she is his friend's daughter, he forbids me to get in touch with her. 149 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:02,501 Dad. 150 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:03,376 Take him out. 151 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:04,584 Yes. 152 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,292 I am sorry, young master. 153 00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,292 Time for dinner, son! 154 00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:13,501 So soon? 155 00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:18,709 I could only jerk off in my room every day. 156 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,334 Otherwise I will suffer a breakdown. 157 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:25,376 There is a turtle dove in the river. 158 00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:28,917 Men will go after women. 159 00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:31,751 Then father told Violetta to tutor me. 160 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:33,417 It really drives me crazy. 161 00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:37,084 Man will think of woman. 162 00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:40,751 He will even dream of her in his sleep. 163 00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:44,834 He can't even fall asleep if he can't get her. 164 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:50,126 There is a turtle dove in the river. 165 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:55,792 Men will go after women. 166 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:03,126 You read it out loud. 167 00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:07,042 Read... 168 00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,334 There is a turtle dove in the river. 169 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,376 Men will think of... 170 00:16:13,584 --> 00:16:15,334 You'd better kiss my little dick... 171 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:19,792 What did you say? 172 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:26,084 Tur... tle... dove... 173 00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,667 Why did you blush? 174 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,334 Are you sick? 175 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,917 Tur... tle... 176 00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:35,876 Miss Violetta. 177 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,584 Are you hurt? 178 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,126 Get up! 179 00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,376 - Sorry. - You are so naughty. 180 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:50,042 Sorry. 181 00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:03,959 I must make love to Violetta. I must screw her. 182 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:06,334 I want her to be my first woman. 183 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:21,751 That day, I jerked off nine times. 184 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,834 But I was still horny. 185 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:27,001 Suddenly, I heard something... 186 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,459 Mistress, hot water is ready. 187 00:18:29,751 --> 00:18:31,334 You may take your bath now. 188 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,626 Such words were, 189 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,501 like an angel singing. 190 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,792 I got out of bed. 191 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:40,001 And walked discreetly to the hole I dug out previously. 192 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:40,042 Violetta likes to masturbate just as I do. 193 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,834 Why can't we help each other out as we both have the desire? 194 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,334 Why do we have to do it on our own? 195 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,167 That's ridiculous. 196 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:48,709 No, I just can't take it any more. 197 00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:19,626 Don't be shy. 198 00:22:20,667 --> 00:22:22,001 Here I come. 199 00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:23,334 Come on. 200 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:21,876 I want it... 201 00:23:22,042 --> 00:23:23,251 Hold it. 202 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:19,251 It is so big. 203 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,251 Is it? 204 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,959 We did it five times that night. 205 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,709 We are both satisfied. 206 00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:25,667 We won't miss any single chance since then. 207 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,001 Anywhere that no one notices, 208 00:25:28,209 --> 00:25:30,167 we will make... 209 00:25:30,417 --> 00:25:32,626 love to each other. 210 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:49,084 I love you... so much. 211 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:50,501 Me too. 212 00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:53,751 I will stay with you for the rest of my life. 213 00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:57,459 You are so big... I can't take it any more... 214 00:26:57,709 --> 00:26:58,584 Do you know that you are very big? 215 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,751 I know... it is big... so big... 216 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,126 I want you to be my last man... 217 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:14,042 Okay... last man... the last... 218 00:27:14,251 --> 00:27:17,001 Without you, I'd rather die... 219 00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:18,459 No... no... 220 00:27:18,626 --> 00:27:20,209 What's wrong? You don't want it? 221 00:27:20,501 --> 00:27:22,084 - Why did you stop? -What am I supposed to do if you die? 222 00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:23,667 Come on. 223 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:27,251 We are... gonna die together... 224 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:34,334 In that month 225 00:27:34,459 --> 00:27:37,209 Violetta taught me a lot in love making. 226 00:27:37,417 --> 00:27:39,334 She is an expert. 227 00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:41,334 I do love her so much. 228 00:27:41,501 --> 00:27:44,626 But I never imagined that one morning... 229 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:47,251 Violetta disappeared. 230 00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:50,126 We made love thrice the night before. 231 00:27:53,084 --> 00:27:55,292 Qing, I am leaving. 232 00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:59,126 You are a good man, you have been treating me so well. 233 00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:02,709 I am very happy in the past month. 234 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:05,417 Because I know you love me with all your heart. 235 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:09,959 It's been a while since I have met a man who loves me truly. 236 00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:14,876 But I lied to you. 237 00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:17,709 Your penis is not that big. 238 00:28:18,001 --> 00:28:20,251 I have seen bigger ones. 239 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:24,501 I cannot live with you for the rest of my life. 240 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:28,459 Because I am just a prostitute in the Qin Huai River area. 241 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,417 Your father hired me to teach you... 242 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,292 how to make love. 243 00:28:33,626 --> 00:28:38,126 Love between men and women are mostly affectation. 244 00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:41,626 Don't be too serious with woman. 245 00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:44,876 It is better to hurt others than to get hurt yourself. 246 00:28:53,751 --> 00:28:56,334 I deliberately hurt you now, 247 00:28:56,917 --> 00:29:00,417 so that you won't get hurt later on. 248 00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:03,126 When you have money and power, 249 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,376 all beautiful women will fall for you. 250 00:29:05,584 --> 00:29:07,792 Don't waste time on women, 251 00:29:07,959 --> 00:29:11,292 but seek wealth and power instead. 252 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,959 I spent a hundred taels to hire Violetta to teach you. 253 00:29:14,167 --> 00:29:15,251 It is worth the money. 254 00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:17,042 It'd be much better than hiring a hundred teachers... 255 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:19,167 to teach you in words. 256 00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:23,167 Dad... 257 00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:25,459 I do understand that. 258 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:30,001 Son, study hard. 259 00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:35,459 If you have power and money, you will get the most beautiful woman in the world. 260 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:39,042 Otherwise you will be like the poor. 261 00:29:39,209 --> 00:29:41,792 And you can only have one ugly woman for the rest of your life. 262 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:45,417 Dad, I don't want any ugly woman. 263 00:29:46,501 --> 00:29:48,292 I want to be a mandarin. 264 00:29:49,001 --> 00:29:52,334 I want all women to fancy me. 265 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:55,376 After listening to my father, I suddenly had a vision. 266 00:29:55,584 --> 00:29:57,584 I decided to travel. 267 00:29:57,792 --> 00:30:01,042 To get to know more chicks. 268 00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:03,709 Son, you have to remember what I have taught you in love making. 269 00:30:03,876 --> 00:30:07,334 If you find someone you love, 270 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,917 you come back and tell me. 271 00:30:09,084 --> 00:30:11,584 So that I can arrange a marriage for you. 272 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:14,334 I will remember that. 273 00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:20,376 You'd better set off, it's late now. 274 00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:21,876 I am leaving now. 275 00:30:28,334 --> 00:30:29,417 I won't be that stupid... 276 00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:31,584 to get married so soon. 277 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:33,959 I will get married only after I have sex with all the women I want. 278 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,751 Be quick, Bamboo. 279 00:30:38,209 --> 00:30:40,126 Young master, wait for me... 280 00:30:43,626 --> 00:30:46,917 I keep travelling to different places since I left home. 281 00:30:47,084 --> 00:30:49,959 I have been to different places, 282 00:30:50,126 --> 00:30:53,209 but the girls I have seen are all philistines. 283 00:30:53,417 --> 00:30:56,292 Until Bamboo and I arrived at a forsaken mountain. 284 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,876 It's been raining cats and dogs. 285 00:30:59,084 --> 00:31:00,126 I just can't stand it. 286 00:31:00,334 --> 00:31:02,792 Bamboo... Bamboo... 287 00:31:31,709 --> 00:31:33,251 Senior. 288 00:31:38,626 --> 00:31:40,251 Are they dead? 289 00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:44,209 They are still alive. 290 00:31:47,751 --> 00:31:51,292 They are having a fever. We must save them. 291 00:31:51,917 --> 00:31:53,126 But they are men. 292 00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:55,376 Teacher said that men are evil snakes. 293 00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:57,209 We can't touch them, not even look at them, 294 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:59,209 or they will bite us and kill us. 295 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:00,542 Yes... 296 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,209 This is not what we are taught. 297 00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:03,792 Teacher just said there are poisonous snakes on their bodies 298 00:32:04,084 --> 00:32:06,376 which will come out and bite us. 299 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:10,709 I think we should save them first. 300 00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:13,542 Better to save a man's life than do a hundred years of charity work. 301 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:15,417 Let us take them back to the temple! 302 00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:19,209 Jade Buddha Temple 303 00:32:20,251 --> 00:32:21,001 How's that? 304 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:22,792 Teacher is coming... 305 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:30,334 How are they doing? 306 00:32:30,542 --> 00:32:31,792 Are they alright? 307 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:34,917 They caught cold and have a fever. 308 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:36,751 I already gave them the medicine. 309 00:32:37,001 --> 00:32:37,834 They will sleep through the night... 310 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:40,042 tomorrow, they will be alright. 311 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,292 May Buddha bless them. 312 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,792 I am telling you, 313 00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:44,876 they are men. 314 00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:49,042 No one is allowed to go near their room except me. 315 00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:50,167 Why? 316 00:32:50,334 --> 00:32:52,334 Because men are like tigers. 317 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:54,126 They all have poisonous snakes on their bodies. 318 00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:55,542 They will bite you and kill you. 319 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:56,584 Poisonous snakes? 320 00:32:56,792 --> 00:32:58,626 No one is able to survive having bitten by poisonous snakes. 321 00:32:58,917 --> 00:32:59,751 And after death she will be damned in hell. 322 00:32:59,959 --> 00:33:01,209 Remember what I said. 323 00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:03,917 Yes, teacher. 324 00:33:04,167 --> 00:33:05,834 Go back to sleep. 325 00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:08,417 Moon, come here. 326 00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:09,584 Yes. 327 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:14,042 You are senior, you should look after your juniors. 328 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,626 Don't let them go near the room. 329 00:33:16,876 --> 00:33:18,001 I got it. 330 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:27,292 Alright, we can take a rest now. 331 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,292 - Have you found anything? - What? 332 00:33:29,501 --> 00:33:32,292 - Teacher is getting confused lately. - I think she is lying. 333 00:33:32,501 --> 00:33:34,167 She did say that men are like poisonous snakes before... 334 00:33:34,334 --> 00:33:35,584 now she said men are like tigers. 335 00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:37,292 It's kind of contradictory. 336 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:39,292 Maybe she is lying. 337 00:33:39,542 --> 00:33:41,584 Perhaps she hasn't seen men before. 338 00:33:41,876 --> 00:33:43,917 Yeah... 339 00:33:48,209 --> 00:33:49,167 How dare you. 340 00:33:49,417 --> 00:33:52,459 You libel our teacher behind her back. 341 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:53,667 I am gonna tell her. 342 00:33:54,001 --> 00:33:56,334 Senior, please don't do that. We won't do that again. 343 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,876 You have all fallen victim to temptations. 344 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:02,584 Maybe you will go look at snakes and tigers tonight. 345 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,834 No way, I have to lock you all up. 346 00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:09,584 What should we do? 347 00:34:10,667 --> 00:34:13,334 Will she report us to our teacher? 348 00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:15,584 She did lock the door. 349 00:34:48,459 --> 00:34:52,126 Our teacher said there are poisonous snakes on them, where are they? 350 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:58,209 If I wake him up, will the snake bite me? 351 00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:47,667 The snake is so big 352 00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,751 so soft... 353 00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:53,792 Is it sleeping? 354 00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:29,917 Shit! It spurts out poison. 355 00:36:30,126 --> 00:36:32,167 I am poisoned... 356 00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:39,084 My little dicky... 357 00:36:44,251 --> 00:36:45,709 Buddha. 358 00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:48,709 I have no idea... 359 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:52,834 have I broken the rules? Will I be sent to hell? 360 00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:56,292 In fact I haven't done anything. 361 00:36:56,459 --> 00:37:00,834 I am just curious so I went to take a look at him. 362 00:37:01,376 --> 00:37:04,209 In fact I don't want... 363 00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,209 to be a nun. 364 00:37:06,917 --> 00:37:08,376 When I was small... 365 00:37:08,542 --> 00:37:10,917 my parents died when there was a plague 366 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:12,959 and left me an orphan. 367 00:37:13,917 --> 00:37:16,709 Teacher took me in. 368 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:20,084 So I become a nun, like her. 369 00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:22,459 In fact... 370 00:37:23,334 --> 00:37:25,834 I want to be an ordinary woman. 371 00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:28,876 Buddha, I dare to say that 372 00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:31,417 what teacher said is not true. 373 00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:34,584 Men are not poisonous snakes or tigers. 374 00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:39,751 But I think their snakes are kind of cute. 375 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:44,167 And that gentleman... 376 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:46,334 looks so handsome. 377 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:52,876 I don't know why I was so happy when I saw him. 378 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:56,834 I do want to know why... 379 00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,584 Buddha... 380 00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:06,459 please make him as happy as I am... 381 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,417 when he sees me. 382 00:38:08,626 --> 00:38:09,917 Okay? 383 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:14,917 May Buddha bless me. 384 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:22,459 How are you doing? 385 00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,334 Are you alright? 386 00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:27,834 Sir, I am fine. 387 00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,292 Are you awake? 388 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:30,834 Yes. 389 00:38:31,334 --> 00:38:33,167 Buddha wakes me up. 390 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:36,417 Buddha told me to come here to listen to what you have said just now. 391 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:40,084 I didn't say anything... 392 00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:44,001 Buddha also told me to be as happy as you are... 393 00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:46,917 when I see you. 394 00:38:59,834 --> 00:39:00,792 Young master! 395 00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:03,917 Young master, where are you? 396 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:06,542 It's you again? 397 00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:09,126 Young master, I got stepped on by a nun. 398 00:39:09,376 --> 00:39:11,042 It hurts. 399 00:39:11,251 --> 00:39:13,042 Young master, please take a look, it's very painful. 400 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,167 How did she step on you? 401 00:39:14,376 --> 00:39:15,792 She just pushed me over. 402 00:39:16,126 --> 00:39:17,417 Then she stepped on me. 403 00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:18,959 Like this? 404 00:39:19,167 --> 00:39:20,292 Yeah... 405 00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:22,751 how do you know that? 406 00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:24,167 My little dicky... 407 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,792 After two days, no matter how hard I tried to fake illness, 408 00:39:32,001 --> 00:39:34,001 the old nun told us to leave. 409 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,042 Bamboo and I have to leave any way. 410 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:39,042 I know the little nun's name is Moon. 411 00:39:39,709 --> 00:39:41,917 What a nice name she has. 412 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:44,417 But I am not gonna see her any more. 413 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:48,584 I get ready to continue my travel. 414 00:39:49,459 --> 00:39:50,917 There is no need to see me off. 415 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:54,084 Get going. 416 00:39:54,334 --> 00:39:55,709 Yes, master. 417 00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:59,667 But I never imagined that Moon... 418 00:39:59,876 --> 00:40:01,667 sneaked out from the nunnery 419 00:40:01,876 --> 00:40:03,042 and caught up with us. 420 00:40:03,126 --> 00:40:04,709 She already decided 421 00:40:04,917 --> 00:40:07,334 to abandon the nunnery and stay with me. 422 00:40:07,626 --> 00:40:08,626 That's very painful. 423 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,792 How painful? 424 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:11,751 Like a part of me is torn off from my body. 425 00:40:11,917 --> 00:40:13,251 You won't feel pain if you cut it off. 426 00:40:13,417 --> 00:40:15,209 No way... 427 00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:17,084 I can... walk... fast... 428 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,084 Gentlemen... 429 00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:42,667 have you seen two gentlemen pass by? 430 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:44,084 No... 431 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,584 Thanks. 432 00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:56,584 That kid has such delicate skin... 433 00:40:56,792 --> 00:41:00,042 He doesn't look like a man. 434 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,709 I am sure she is a woman. 435 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:29,042 Young master, walk slowly. 436 00:41:36,167 --> 00:41:37,334 Brother! 437 00:41:40,251 --> 00:41:41,667 Wait. 438 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:45,126 I just remembered. 439 00:41:45,334 --> 00:41:46,334 You saw them? 440 00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:48,334 Two guys asked me for direction 441 00:41:48,542 --> 00:41:52,501 to the temple over there. 442 00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:57,792 Being saved from death, it's right for him to give thanks to the Buddha. 443 00:41:59,209 --> 00:42:00,417 Where? 444 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:02,417 It's over there, it's nearby. 445 00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:03,667 Nearby? 446 00:42:03,834 --> 00:42:05,751 Maybe I should lead the way. 447 00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,542 - Come on, let's go. - Thanks. 448 00:42:09,001 --> 00:42:10,876 - Let's go. - Alright, let's go. 449 00:42:11,501 --> 00:42:13,917 When we get to the brothel, I would have fun. 450 00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:15,251 I will get one chick for you too. 451 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:18,334 Alright, but my little dicky still hurts. 452 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:23,459 What is it, young master? 453 00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:28,209 Something is missing. 454 00:42:28,459 --> 00:42:29,917 Look for yourself. 455 00:42:30,042 --> 00:42:31,209 Squat on the ground. 456 00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:42,126 It's missing? 457 00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:45,334 What is missing? 458 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,001 The book that my father gave me. 459 00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:50,167 Come on! Just ask him to give you another one. 460 00:42:50,876 --> 00:42:52,167 The hell you know. 461 00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:54,834 It's a precious book. 462 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:59,126 Just thinking of buying some restorative as we get into town. 463 00:43:00,042 --> 00:43:01,292 A medical book? 464 00:43:02,376 --> 00:43:04,876 Is it left in the nunnery? 465 00:43:08,876 --> 00:43:11,209 I just knew it, let's go. 466 00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:14,459 Young master, wait for me. 467 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:17,209 Wait for me, young master. 468 00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:18,084 Young master... 469 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:24,917 Help! 470 00:43:25,084 --> 00:43:25,709 Where does the yelling come from? 471 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:28,084 Yes, it seems that a girl is screaming for help. 472 00:43:30,251 --> 00:43:31,251 Stay away, bastard. 473 00:43:31,459 --> 00:43:32,126 Shut up! 474 00:43:32,334 --> 00:43:33,251 Stop it! 475 00:43:34,834 --> 00:43:35,626 Go to hell! 476 00:43:36,292 --> 00:43:37,167 Go to hell! 477 00:43:53,334 --> 00:43:54,917 Why is it so hard? 478 00:43:56,959 --> 00:43:58,334 This is called Iron Dick, stupid! 479 00:43:58,459 --> 00:43:59,126 It's great, huh? 480 00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:04,751 Get up. 481 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:06,542 Stay away, bastard! 482 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,459 I come to save you, lady. 483 00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:16,084 Go away. 484 00:44:24,542 --> 00:44:26,917 - My dicky is kicked again. - Moon! 485 00:44:28,876 --> 00:44:30,167 It's alright. 486 00:44:31,376 --> 00:44:33,751 Do not be afraid. 487 00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:35,917 Those bastards are gone. 488 00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:43,001 Don't cry, Moon. 489 00:44:43,584 --> 00:44:46,417 It's alright now, Moon. 490 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:50,626 Tell me, why are you with those bastards? 491 00:44:52,584 --> 00:44:54,209 I don't know... 492 00:44:54,584 --> 00:44:57,376 I left the nunnery because I want to be with you. 493 00:44:59,251 --> 00:45:01,709 To travel the world with you. 494 00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:07,167 But they cheated me... 495 00:45:07,334 --> 00:45:09,709 if you didn't come, I'd... 496 00:45:10,084 --> 00:45:11,459 It's okay now. 497 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:21,667 Can I go with you? 498 00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:26,001 No? 499 00:45:30,167 --> 00:45:31,417 No problem. 500 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,834 Will somebody help me? 501 00:45:48,042 --> 00:45:49,792 It hurts. 502 00:46:41,626 --> 00:46:42,876 What are you doing? 503 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:45,417 You are so naughty. 504 00:46:45,626 --> 00:46:48,501 Don't run, Moon... 505 00:46:48,751 --> 00:46:51,126 Being stepped on even when I am sleeping? 506 00:46:55,042 --> 00:46:57,251 Look where you are gonna run. 507 00:46:58,792 --> 00:47:00,417 Go ahead... 508 00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:02,209 Don't get closer. 509 00:47:02,417 --> 00:47:04,001 I just want to. 510 00:47:06,501 --> 00:47:08,251 Look where you are gonna run. 511 00:47:10,417 --> 00:47:12,709 You are naughty! 512 00:53:04,584 --> 00:53:08,376 Moon, I made you feel so good, how are you gonna repay me? 513 00:53:09,709 --> 00:53:11,626 Kiss my dick. 514 00:53:13,084 --> 00:53:14,417 Come on. 515 00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,584 Don't be shy. 516 00:53:26,751 --> 00:53:28,959 Isn't it lovely? 517 00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:33,626 Kiss it, it won't bite. 518 00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:13,167 No, I am scared. 519 00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:16,459 There's nothing to be afraid of, you just don't know how. 520 00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:18,667 Let's do it slowly. Okay? 521 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,876 I am scared as I don't know what it is about. 522 00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:23,126 Let me teach you. 523 00:54:23,334 --> 00:54:26,959 It'll hurt a bit at the beginning, then you will feel great. 524 00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:28,251 How? 525 00:54:28,459 --> 00:54:31,792 It'll be worth ten times the pain. 526 00:54:41,834 --> 00:54:44,167 Except the nuns... 527 00:54:44,459 --> 00:54:45,959 every woman has to go through this. 528 00:54:46,209 --> 00:54:48,042 Please bear the pain... 529 00:54:48,751 --> 00:54:50,959 I am torn apart... 530 00:54:51,292 --> 00:54:55,501 I will take you to the land of ecstasy. 531 00:55:09,167 --> 00:55:12,376 Every woman will lose her virginity for sure. 532 00:55:12,709 --> 00:55:15,876 Otherwise, she will never enjoy it thereafter. 533 00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:57,709 We made love six times that night. 534 00:56:57,834 --> 00:57:00,042 It's because Moon is a virgin, 535 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,209 she felt a bit painful. 536 00:57:02,876 --> 00:57:05,292 She makes me feel so great. 537 00:57:05,459 --> 00:57:07,667 I take her as my woman. 538 00:57:07,834 --> 00:57:10,709 But then I heard that my dad was seriously ill. 539 00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:13,376 I took Moon back home to see my dad. 540 00:57:13,584 --> 00:57:15,334 Dad was so sick. 541 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:18,001 I lied about Moon being from a rich family in the south. 542 00:57:18,292 --> 00:57:19,417 Dad was so sick that he believed... 543 00:57:19,584 --> 00:57:20,667 everything I told him. 544 00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:24,376 He told me to get married and I did. 545 00:57:51,334 --> 00:57:55,334 You are a married man from now on. 546 00:57:55,917 --> 00:57:58,334 I am gonna give you a treasure. 547 00:58:04,501 --> 00:58:06,459 What is it, dad? 548 00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:08,917 I spent a thousand taels of gold, 549 00:58:09,334 --> 00:58:12,001 I collected the most precious medicine... 550 00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:16,251 to manufacture these Dragon Pills. 551 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,626 I am giving them to you. 552 00:58:18,834 --> 00:58:20,459 One of these pills will make a hundred... 553 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:23,084 year old man young... 554 00:58:23,209 --> 00:58:25,751 enough to have sex with women. 555 00:58:25,959 --> 00:58:29,876 But remember, son, don't overdose on them, 556 00:58:30,042 --> 00:58:34,084 or you will be depleted. 557 00:58:34,292 --> 00:58:36,792 You will endanger your own life. 558 00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,459 I got it. 559 00:58:41,501 --> 00:58:43,709 That night, I took my first pill. 560 00:58:43,917 --> 00:58:46,376 I almost screwed Moon to death. 561 00:58:46,542 --> 00:58:49,084 She had sixty orgasms, and I ejaculated eight times. 562 00:58:49,334 --> 00:58:51,626 We stayed in bed for two whole days and only got up on the third. 563 00:58:55,334 --> 00:58:57,834 I got married. It is supposed to bring good luck to dad, 564 00:58:58,084 --> 00:59:00,751 but he got worse. 565 00:59:00,917 --> 00:59:03,709 He passed away one month later. 566 00:59:08,459 --> 00:59:11,334 I inherited all my father's possessions. 567 00:59:11,542 --> 00:59:14,584 Which include some farmlands and money. 568 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:18,209 I became a very rich man. 569 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,667 I am different from dad... 570 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:22,334 he just stayed in his room to study. 571 00:59:22,501 --> 00:59:23,709 I understand that once you get rich... 572 00:59:23,876 --> 00:59:26,042 you've got to have power too. 573 00:59:26,209 --> 00:59:28,292 I make friends with powerful people... 574 00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:29,751 in the government. 575 00:59:29,917 --> 00:59:31,959 So that I can procure an office in the government. 576 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:33,959 Then I can do what I like with impunity. 577 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:36,251 And I can bully anyone. 578 00:59:37,167 --> 00:59:38,167 Please. 579 00:59:39,001 --> 00:59:41,459 Today I am going outwith my new friend Hua Zi-xu, 580 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:44,334 to a rich man Mr. Wang's house 581 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:46,917 to attend a banquet which he holds to welcome the new magistrate. 582 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,792 Today, I, on behalf of the friends of Qing He county, 583 00:59:51,126 --> 00:59:52,792 toast to the new magistrate. 584 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:54,667 Wish him all the best. 585 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,584 May Lady Luck smile upon him always. 586 00:59:57,876 --> 00:59:59,001 Good... 587 00:59:59,251 --> 01:00:00,917 I am now the new magistrate. 588 01:00:01,126 --> 01:00:02,876 I am looking forward to working with you all... 589 01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:05,001 to maintain stability and prosperity in the county. 590 01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:07,042 Thank you. 591 01:00:07,876 --> 01:00:09,667 Come on... it's so boring. 592 01:00:09,834 --> 01:00:11,167 What? 593 01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:14,126 Take a look around... 594 01:00:14,334 --> 01:00:15,834 I just can't find a nice looking chick. 595 01:00:16,042 --> 01:00:17,917 It's so damn boring, and... 596 01:00:18,126 --> 01:00:20,126 look at those "pork chops" back there. 597 01:00:22,542 --> 01:00:23,792 Come on... 598 01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:25,917 it's not easy to get in here. 599 01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:27,417 Thank you. 600 01:00:52,876 --> 01:00:53,917 Lotus. 601 01:00:58,584 --> 01:01:00,417 Who lets this slut serve the wine? 602 01:01:00,834 --> 01:01:02,167 - Stop that, that's embarrassing. - Who is she? 603 01:01:02,376 --> 01:01:04,584 What? Did I say something wrong? 604 01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:06,167 She is just thirteen, or fourteen years old... 605 01:01:06,376 --> 01:01:08,251 ...and she already walks like a slut. 606 01:01:08,626 --> 01:01:11,459 What will become of her when she grows up? 607 01:01:11,792 --> 01:01:13,917 That bitch slapped Lotus hard 608 01:01:14,126 --> 01:01:16,542 on her face... 609 01:01:16,751 --> 01:01:19,584 I felt sorry for her. 610 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:23,251 Look at her small feet... 611 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:25,917 they are so cute and sexy. 612 01:01:26,209 --> 01:01:28,209 - I just love them. - Yeah. 613 01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:30,917 - What a pity... - What a pity... 614 01:01:34,501 --> 01:01:36,709 That slave girl is called Lotus. 615 01:01:36,876 --> 01:01:38,459 Lotus is such a good looking girl 616 01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:40,834 and Mr. Wang is lustful towards her. 617 01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:43,376 Madame Wang beats her hard on purpose that night. 618 01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:47,376 I just feel pity for her. 619 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,334 I got drunk later. 620 01:01:54,542 --> 01:01:57,167 And I stayed at Mr. Wang's house for the night. 621 01:01:57,334 --> 01:01:59,626 I woke up in the middle of the night, 622 01:01:59,834 --> 01:02:01,584 and took a walk in the backyard. 623 01:02:01,792 --> 01:02:03,167 That night, the moon was beautiful. 624 01:02:03,417 --> 01:02:06,751 And I kept walking along the river. 625 01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:07,959 Surprisingly... 626 01:02:17,709 --> 01:02:19,001 It's you? 627 01:02:27,417 --> 01:02:28,959 Why are you crying? 628 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:30,417 What's wrong? 629 01:02:30,626 --> 01:02:33,751 I just got beaten up by Madame and she didn't give me dinner. 630 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,542 I am so hungry so I come out to drink some water 631 01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:37,501 to ease my hunger. 632 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:39,751 How can you ease your hunger by drinking water? 633 01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,001 Come to my room, I have some pastries. 634 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:43,376 Come with me. 635 01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:45,751 If Madame knows, she will beat me to death. 636 01:02:45,959 --> 01:02:47,167 If I don't tell her, how would she know? 637 01:02:47,334 --> 01:02:50,167 Also it'd be better than going hungry, right? 638 01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:51,876 Come on, come with me. 639 01:02:52,042 --> 01:02:54,209 Come on, let's go. 640 01:02:59,917 --> 01:03:02,792 Have some tea. 641 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:11,417 Please don't look at me this way, sir! 642 01:03:11,584 --> 01:03:14,834 I am just looking at your small feet. 643 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,959 My grandmother bound my feet when I was a toddler. 644 01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:19,667 Oh. 645 01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:24,001 If I ask your master to give you to me, 646 01:03:24,209 --> 01:03:25,292 will you say yes? 647 01:03:25,459 --> 01:03:26,667 Really? 648 01:03:27,751 --> 01:03:29,876 You are not happy here, right? 649 01:03:31,126 --> 01:03:34,667 Madame doesn't like me and she beats me frequently. 650 01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:38,709 Because you are too beautiful, she is jealous. 651 01:03:39,417 --> 01:03:40,667 Sir... 652 01:03:40,834 --> 01:03:43,501 Do you really want me to serve you? 653 01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:44,751 Of course. 654 01:03:45,042 --> 01:03:47,834 I will give your master five hundred taels of silver to secure your service. 655 01:03:49,084 --> 01:03:50,667 But... 656 01:03:51,251 --> 01:03:53,126 I do have a request. 657 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:58,459 Don't misunderstand me, that's not what I meant. 658 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:01,209 You are still young, I won't do that to you. 659 01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:02,792 I just... 660 01:04:04,167 --> 01:04:05,959 want to take a closer look at your small feet. 661 01:05:49,667 --> 01:05:51,667 I give you this piece of jade as a token. 662 01:05:51,834 --> 01:05:54,209 I will go home to get the money for you. 663 01:05:54,376 --> 01:05:55,417 Wait for me. 664 01:06:11,292 --> 01:06:13,542 So many beautiful chicks, I am gonna be king tonight. 665 01:06:13,709 --> 01:06:15,917 I did not take you to the wrong place, right? 666 01:06:16,292 --> 01:06:17,376 Well done. 667 01:06:17,542 --> 01:06:20,167 I gave you the money I reserve for buying Lotus. 668 01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:23,417 I will chop off your dick if I am not having fun. 669 01:06:23,667 --> 01:06:26,042 I guarantee that. 670 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:45,792 This is Madame Goose. 671 01:06:47,417 --> 01:06:50,542 Madame, I am Simon Qing. 672 01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:53,751 I heard that you are a playboy. 673 01:06:53,959 --> 01:06:56,792 You have had a lot of beautiful chicks. 674 01:06:57,001 --> 01:07:00,667 What brings you here today? 675 01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:05,084 I heard that men who come here... 676 01:07:05,292 --> 01:07:07,667 will have the greatest sexual adventure of their lifetime. 677 01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:10,417 And no one has ever complained of poor service. 678 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,334 So I would like to try. 679 01:07:13,542 --> 01:07:17,084 We do provide such services, but under two conditions. 680 01:07:17,417 --> 01:07:18,542 What are they? 681 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:22,334 First, we have to make sure that you are clean. No STD... 682 01:07:24,001 --> 01:07:26,042 Secondly, you have to sign an agreement 683 01:07:26,251 --> 01:07:28,917 not to tell anyone... 684 01:07:29,126 --> 01:07:30,584 about what happened here. 685 01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:32,626 Otherwise, we will hire... 686 01:07:32,792 --> 01:07:35,417 the most efficient killer to chop your head off. 687 01:07:36,167 --> 01:07:39,334 Mr. He and Mr. Tang, 688 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:43,667 both of them got their heads chopped off during the night. 689 01:07:43,876 --> 01:07:45,792 I don't like gossiping. 690 01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:48,167 Madame, you don't have to worry about that. 691 01:07:48,334 --> 01:07:50,417 Okay, Spring, Birdy. 692 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:51,542 Yes. 693 01:07:53,376 --> 01:07:55,376 You take Mr. Simon inside... 694 01:07:55,667 --> 01:07:57,417 for medical check-up. 695 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:02,917 Please pay first. 696 01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:04,292 Sure. 697 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,001 Madame, I have signed the agreement and I have given you the money. 698 01:08:11,376 --> 01:08:13,417 And I don't have any venereal disease. 699 01:08:13,709 --> 01:08:15,251 When will it gonna start? 700 01:08:15,417 --> 01:08:16,501 Not yet. 701 01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:18,292 Why? 702 01:08:18,459 --> 01:08:22,126 We only serve one customer per night. 703 01:08:22,292 --> 01:08:24,417 Tonight we are already booked by Mr. Hua. 704 01:08:24,626 --> 01:08:26,459 Please come again tomorrow. 705 01:08:27,876 --> 01:08:29,417 You don't serve two customers the same night? 706 01:08:29,959 --> 01:08:32,084 No, please follow our rules. 707 01:08:32,292 --> 01:08:34,917 Otherwise, you can take your money and go elsewhere. 708 01:08:35,709 --> 01:08:37,292 Sorry. 709 01:08:40,876 --> 01:08:42,292 Bastard, you dare to fool me, huh? 710 01:08:42,501 --> 01:08:44,334 Excuse me then. 711 01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:46,751 Madame... 712 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:48,751 Hua Zi-xu. 713 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:51,792 - Please. - Please. 714 01:09:03,626 --> 01:09:05,292 Hua Zi-xu is such an asshole. 715 01:09:05,501 --> 01:09:07,334 I am so horny and I have to leave by myself. 716 01:09:07,584 --> 01:09:08,667 I will get my revenge. 717 01:09:08,834 --> 01:09:10,292 I will screw your wife if I see her. 718 01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:12,042 I will screw your mother, too, if I see her. 719 01:09:12,209 --> 01:09:14,292 I will screw them all... 720 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:16,584 Sir... 721 01:09:16,751 --> 01:09:19,959 It's dangerous to walk here alone. 722 01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:21,917 Is there any tiger? 723 01:09:22,084 --> 01:09:24,542 No, but there are bandits. 724 01:09:24,751 --> 01:09:25,834 Bandits? 725 01:09:27,376 --> 01:09:29,001 Are there bandits around here? 726 01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:32,751 Of course, the notorious Black Wind Bandits. 727 01:09:32,959 --> 01:09:34,667 I think only the Phoenix Villa is here? 728 01:09:34,917 --> 01:09:37,542 Phoenix Villa? I have never heard of that. 729 01:09:37,792 --> 01:09:39,084 I have just been there. 730 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,792 I guess you are a rich man. 731 01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:44,667 You'd better go or your life will be in danger. 732 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:47,417 The local police is so efficient... 733 01:09:47,709 --> 01:09:49,667 that no bandits can survive. 734 01:09:49,917 --> 01:09:50,584 I am not scared anyway. 735 01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:21,542 Bandits... 736 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,042 You play tricks on me? 737 01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:37,376 What are you doing? 738 01:10:37,542 --> 01:10:38,417 Hold it. 739 01:10:38,626 --> 01:10:39,792 I am Simon Qing from Qing He county. 740 01:10:39,959 --> 01:10:41,792 I give you money and you let me go. 741 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:44,542 Bullshit, no more bullshit from you! 742 01:10:45,459 --> 01:10:46,792 I will get your money after I beat you up. 743 01:10:47,001 --> 01:10:49,126 Who is yelling? 744 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:51,626 Sister. Sister. 745 01:10:53,251 --> 01:10:54,209 Take off his pants... 746 01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:56,042 I would like to check his dick. 747 01:10:56,251 --> 01:10:58,584 Let me warn you. You have never seen something like my dick. 748 01:10:59,917 --> 01:11:02,792 Your dick is surely big. 749 01:11:03,001 --> 01:11:04,584 I have sex with scores of women. 750 01:11:04,751 --> 01:11:07,209 All of them begged me to have sex with them. 751 01:11:07,376 --> 01:11:08,709 Really? 752 01:11:09,084 --> 01:11:10,834 Let's take a bet. 753 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:12,042 On what? 754 01:11:12,251 --> 01:11:13,834 On your dick. 755 01:11:14,917 --> 01:11:16,084 How? 756 01:11:16,251 --> 01:11:18,084 You make love with me. 757 01:11:18,251 --> 01:11:21,084 If I am satisfied, I will let you go free. 758 01:11:21,251 --> 01:11:23,292 Otherwise, I will chop off your dick to boil soup. 759 01:11:23,584 --> 01:11:25,792 How's that? 760 01:11:26,001 --> 01:11:29,501 Well, I have no choice, haven't I? 761 01:11:29,667 --> 01:11:30,626 Alright. 762 01:11:31,751 --> 01:11:32,834 Come on. 763 01:11:38,751 --> 01:11:39,834 Close the door! 764 01:11:41,167 --> 01:11:43,209 Sister. 765 01:11:48,334 --> 01:11:51,751 Before I let you screw me, listen carefully! 766 01:11:53,834 --> 01:11:58,792 Since ancient times, 767 01:12:00,126 --> 01:12:07,751 women have to lie down and spread their legs... 768 01:12:08,459 --> 01:12:12,626 men are on top 769 01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:19,834 and force upon their women. 770 01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:24,417 Or they will have to use other techniques... 771 01:12:24,751 --> 01:12:28,709 to give them pleasure. 772 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:36,459 You want to try me? 773 01:12:36,626 --> 01:12:43,001 It depends on what you've got. 774 01:12:53,251 --> 01:12:54,584 Your tits are okay. 775 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,626 Your ass is not bad. 776 01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:28,126 Feel great? 777 01:13:31,876 --> 01:13:32,959 Satisfied? 778 01:13:33,126 --> 01:13:34,751 You are awesome... 779 01:13:35,126 --> 01:13:36,376 Awesome? 780 01:13:38,876 --> 01:13:40,126 Bravo! 781 01:13:46,459 --> 01:13:48,751 People said you are good at sex. 782 01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:51,751 I did try that today. 783 01:13:52,542 --> 01:13:54,542 It's really awesome. 784 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:55,834 Madame Goose? 785 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,501 You guys set me up. 786 01:14:02,667 --> 01:14:04,126 Right! Is it fun? 787 01:14:05,417 --> 01:14:08,501 No wonder no one will disclose this. 788 01:14:09,001 --> 01:14:11,376 Next time just come to see me if you want to, I won't charge you. 789 01:14:15,042 --> 01:14:17,834 After I have spent an unforgettable night in the Phoenix Villa, 790 01:14:18,001 --> 01:14:19,459 I suddenly think of Lotus. 791 01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:21,876 So I went to see Mr. Wang. 792 01:14:22,001 --> 01:14:23,126 Oh! It is you... 793 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:24,917 What is it about? 794 01:14:25,084 --> 01:14:27,709 Madame, I would like to buy Lotus. 795 01:14:27,959 --> 01:14:31,542 Sorry, she is too coquettish. 796 01:14:31,751 --> 01:14:33,501 My husband almost raped her... 797 01:14:33,792 --> 01:14:34,709 two days ago. 798 01:14:34,876 --> 01:14:36,876 How could I ease my mind with her in the house? 799 01:14:37,084 --> 01:14:39,917 I have no choice. 800 01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:42,084 I gave her to somebody. 801 01:14:42,334 --> 01:14:43,959 Whom did you give her to? 802 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:47,042 Sorry, I promised that I would keep it a secret. 803 01:14:47,209 --> 01:14:48,751 So I can't tell you. 804 01:14:49,459 --> 01:14:51,792 Well, I'd better leave then. 805 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:54,834 I guess I am through with Lotus. 806 01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:57,667 I was late for three days and she is gone. 807 01:14:57,834 --> 01:14:59,376 That's fate. 808 01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:01,251 I soon forgot about her. 809 01:15:04,501 --> 01:15:07,084 That night I went back home. 810 01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:12,917 I heard Moon moaning in her bedroom. 811 01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:32,667 I originally thought she cuckolded me behind my back. 812 01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:34,542 How dare she did that. 813 01:15:57,084 --> 01:15:58,917 She was using the longest dildo 814 01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:02,501 stolen from my father's room. 815 01:16:02,751 --> 01:16:07,084 That's my fault! I haven't made love to her for quite a while. 816 01:16:08,209 --> 01:16:09,501 I want to join in too. 817 01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:12,417 Husband... 818 01:16:14,501 --> 01:16:17,251 Can I join in? 819 01:19:25,542 --> 01:19:27,251 I used all twelve dildos that... 820 01:19:27,501 --> 01:19:28,792 my dad left me. 821 01:19:29,001 --> 01:19:30,501 Moon was completely satiated that night. 822 01:19:30,709 --> 01:19:32,667 She told me that it's been a long time to have such great sex. 823 01:19:32,917 --> 01:19:36,251 Without Lotus, I stayed home making love to my wife. 824 01:19:36,501 --> 01:19:38,626 I soon forgot Lotus. 825 01:19:38,792 --> 01:19:41,376 I also had other women. 826 01:19:41,626 --> 01:19:43,876 I get richer and richer... 827 01:19:44,084 --> 01:19:45,251 as time goes by. 828 01:19:45,376 --> 01:19:48,709 Women flirt with me on the street. 829 01:19:49,209 --> 01:19:50,917 But I am choosy with women. 830 01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:52,751 Madame Wang is my god-mother. 831 01:19:52,917 --> 01:19:56,167 She sometimes acted as my pimp. 832 01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:59,251 But soon I lost my interest in the women she sent me. 833 01:19:59,459 --> 01:20:01,126 I am bored with easy women. 834 01:20:01,292 --> 01:20:02,417 Who are you? 835 01:20:02,626 --> 01:20:03,751 I am sorry. 836 01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,876 It's okay... 837 01:20:12,209 --> 01:20:13,876 It's him... 838 01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:24,542 I am Simon Qing, may I know your name please? 839 01:20:24,751 --> 01:20:27,209 Sir, don't you recognize me? 840 01:20:28,417 --> 01:20:30,792 You are... 841 01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:33,542 Shit! Have I slept with her before? 842 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:35,417 That's impossible, she's so beautiful... 843 01:20:36,251 --> 01:20:37,584 Who are you? 844 01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:39,251 I am Lotus. 845 01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:40,417 Lotus? 846 01:20:45,626 --> 01:20:47,417 My goodness me! You are grown up now! 847 01:20:47,584 --> 01:20:48,667 Lotus. 848 01:20:53,626 --> 01:20:54,542 Why are you back so early? 849 01:20:54,709 --> 01:20:55,626 Come here. 850 01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:56,917 Who is he? 851 01:20:57,126 --> 01:20:58,376 What do you mean? 852 01:20:58,626 --> 01:21:00,501 Who? Him? 853 01:21:02,126 --> 01:21:04,084 I dropped the stick as I opened the window, 854 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,167 and I almost hurt him. 855 01:21:08,042 --> 01:21:09,751 I am sorry for that. 856 01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:11,292 Are you hurt? 857 01:21:11,876 --> 01:21:13,417 Not at all... 858 01:21:16,334 --> 01:21:18,917 Alright, I'd better leave then. 859 01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:21,584 This is your stick. 860 01:21:22,126 --> 01:21:23,042 Bye. 861 01:21:23,209 --> 01:21:24,184 Take care. 862 01:21:24,208 --> 01:21:25,584 Take care. 863 01:21:26,334 --> 01:21:27,167 What is it? 864 01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:28,376 Did he molest you? 865 01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:30,292 Of course not. 866 01:21:30,501 --> 01:21:33,001 You keep thinking about such vulgar things. 867 01:21:57,251 --> 01:21:58,959 God-son. 868 01:21:59,626 --> 01:22:00,959 Hey! 869 01:22:03,334 --> 01:22:06,167 Who's the girl that drives you crazy? 870 01:22:06,334 --> 01:22:09,542 You have been fidgeting since you arrived. 871 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:13,167 What is bothering you? 872 01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:14,334 Nothing at all. 873 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,001 I just met an old friend. 874 01:22:17,251 --> 01:22:18,459 Ex-lover? 875 01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:20,376 Come on. 876 01:22:20,542 --> 01:22:23,251 If she is my ex-lover, I won't keep thinking of her. 877 01:22:23,584 --> 01:22:25,667 She is the one I haven't slept with. 878 01:22:25,917 --> 01:22:28,001 She was small when I first met her. 879 01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:30,584 Now she is grown up and when I saw her... 880 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:32,917 I am aroused. 881 01:22:34,917 --> 01:22:37,876 Actually, I did want to introduce my new god-daughter to you. 882 01:22:38,042 --> 01:22:40,209 But now, you already... 883 01:22:40,376 --> 01:22:43,126 fell for someone. 884 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:44,417 I'd better not introduce her to you. 885 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:47,042 God-mother, how could you say so? I won't be like that. 886 01:22:47,251 --> 01:22:50,292 Have I ever cold-shouldered any beautiful girl? 887 01:22:50,876 --> 01:22:52,376 Just introduce her to me. 888 01:22:52,542 --> 01:22:54,167 Come on. 889 01:22:54,459 --> 01:22:57,084 Alright, I believe you. 890 01:22:57,251 --> 01:23:00,376 Come out then, my girl! 891 01:23:07,334 --> 01:23:08,709 Lotus. 892 01:23:10,959 --> 01:23:13,542 God-son, sorry... 893 01:23:13,751 --> 01:23:14,792 you can't do this... 894 01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:17,792 in my place. 895 01:23:22,459 --> 01:23:24,167 Will that be alright? 896 01:23:39,959 --> 01:23:41,709 No way... 897 01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:44,917 Don't you miss me? 898 01:23:45,084 --> 01:23:48,584 Wu Da-lang is so suspicious of me that he comes home every two hours, 899 01:23:48,792 --> 01:23:51,292 to check on me even though he has to sell rice cakes at the market. 900 01:23:52,709 --> 01:23:55,376 He will get mad if I am not home. 901 01:23:55,501 --> 01:23:57,626 So I can't stay too long. 902 01:23:57,834 --> 01:23:59,376 It would be hard on me. 903 01:23:59,584 --> 01:24:01,126 You can come to my place at night... 904 01:24:01,292 --> 01:24:03,501 my husband sleeps very soundly... 905 01:24:03,709 --> 01:24:06,001 nothing will wake him up. Not even thunder storms! 906 01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:07,959 Tonight I will... 907 01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:10,667 come to your place after midnight... 908 01:24:11,084 --> 01:24:12,417 Okay? 909 01:24:31,876 --> 01:24:33,084 He is here. 910 01:24:37,501 --> 01:24:38,959 Watch out. 911 01:24:48,626 --> 01:24:50,834 Lotus, I missed you so much. 912 01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:52,709 - I missed you too. - Do you know... 913 01:24:54,209 --> 01:24:55,667 Is he asleep? 914 01:24:56,084 --> 01:24:58,667 He is! He won't wake up 915 01:24:58,834 --> 01:25:00,667 until daybreak. 916 01:25:01,167 --> 01:25:02,417 That would be great. 917 01:25:02,584 --> 01:25:05,334 We have plenty of time. 918 01:25:05,501 --> 01:25:07,001 What are we waiting for? 919 01:26:07,959 --> 01:26:10,959 Never mind, he's just sleepwalking. 920 01:27:03,001 --> 01:27:04,084 Okay, do what you want... 921 01:27:21,584 --> 01:27:22,709 Go on... 922 01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:21,126 You are great, really great! 923 01:28:21,542 --> 01:28:23,834 That's why you like it, right? 924 01:28:37,876 --> 01:28:39,667 What are you doing, honey? 925 01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:41,417 You had been sleepwalking. 926 01:28:41,626 --> 01:28:43,084 And you even tried to... 927 01:28:43,334 --> 01:28:45,209 screw me on the table. 928 01:28:45,542 --> 01:28:47,126 Do I? 929 01:28:48,084 --> 01:28:50,417 Yes, you do. 930 01:28:50,709 --> 01:28:51,417 Let's do it one more time. 931 01:28:51,626 --> 01:28:53,751 After I made love to Lotus, I felt so great 932 01:28:53,959 --> 01:28:55,251 that I am determined to have her. 933 01:28:55,459 --> 01:28:58,959 And I will do anything to own her. 934 01:29:03,001 --> 01:29:04,417 Wu Da-lang caught cold that night... 935 01:29:04,626 --> 01:29:06,834 and has to stay in bed. 936 01:29:07,001 --> 01:29:10,626 I put poison in his medicine. 937 01:30:28,334 --> 01:30:30,167 After Wu Da-lang died, 938 01:30:30,334 --> 01:30:34,959 Lotus became Simon Qing's concubine. 939 01:30:35,209 --> 01:30:38,084 Ever since, Simon Qing... 940 01:30:38,334 --> 01:30:42,209 led a life of debauchery and lewdness 941 01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:46,751 and became the most licentious man of his times.